The Crone's Lantern

Clarity ~ Truth ~ Unflinching Wisdom

For the woman who’s done with sugar-coated spirituality.

You’ve spent years seeking (books, courses, half-baked "awakenings"). Yet something still feels unfinished.

The Crone knows.

She’s been waiting for you.

This isn’t another love-and-light circle. This is where women come to cut through the fog.

Membership: $15/month

What’s Inside?

✔ Monthly Tarot Deep Dives – No vague "good vibes." Just cards that tell it like it is.
✔ Journal Prompts That Actually Work – For clarity, not just catharsis.
✔ Private Community – Real talk with women who get it (no toxic positivity allowed).
✔ Live Q&A with The Crone – Ask anything. She won’t coddle you.

No fluff. No false promises. Just a lantern for the path ahead.

This Is For You If:

• You’re done pretending life is a vision board.
• You want honest tools, not another "divine feminine" workbook or woo-woo retreat.
• You crave a circle of women who’ve earned their scars and

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Membership + Ember Kit: $37/month

The Ember Kit is your monthly bundle of ritual ingredients — crafted to match the spellwork, intention, and theme of each month’s ritual. No fluff, no filler. Just what’s needed to walk the path with purpose.

Disclaimer:
Each Ember Kit is a monthly delivery of only what is required for the Collective Ritual. These are the core tools for that specific working—no more, no less.

Moon rituals and additional monthly rites are not included in this tier. If you desire a deeper well of materials or prefer to have ritual items prepared for the entire cycle, consider the Feast instead.

These are hand-selected each month to align with the season, lunar cycle, and inner workings of the ritual.

You don’t have to guess ~ You don’t have to shop ~ You just show up, light the wick, and begin.

Why Add the Ember Kit?

- No more foraging for obscure items at the last minute

- Feel more grounded and connected during ritual

- Receive exclusive items not available in the shop

- Includes a surprise extra each season (solstice, equinox, etc.)

For Those Who Know: This isn’t a spell subscription box. This is ritual in a box — the bare bones and burning truth, ready for you to turn into something sacred.

🌍 International Shipping Note (Especially for Our U.S. Kin):
Please note that all Ember and Feast Kits are lovingly prepared and shipped from Canada. While we do our best to ensure smooth delivery, any customs fees, tariffs, or border charges applied upon arrival in the United States (or other international destinations) are the responsibility of the recipient. Some materials are sourced from beyond our northern woods and may attract attention from border guardians.

Translation for the Muggles:
If there’s an extra charge at your post office, it’s not a surprise from us — it’s border bureaucracy. We appreciate your understanding and magical patience.

Membership + Baba's Feast: $47/month

Each box is built around the month’s ritual from The Crone’s Lantern membership — but this version is fully stocked, carefully curated, and abundantly blessed.

What’s in the Feast?

- All items required for all the monthly rituals (collective ritual, moon rituals, etc)

- Extra materials for repeating the ritual or adapting it to your own practice

- Bonus magical tools (a talisman, potion, oil, charm, or raw material for future workings)

- Crone’s Notes — a handwritten or printed message from Baba’s shadow: teaching, warning, or riddle

- Occasional seasonal surprise items (solstice tools, moon charms, wild-foraged curios, etc.)

Why Choose Baba’s Feast?

- More than just what’s “required” — this is a magickal pantry box

- Ideal for witches who craft often, adapt rituals, or keep a working altar

- Items are handpicked to last, reuse, or inspire new spellwork beyond the month's theme

- Helps you build a beautiful personal apothecary or ritual cabinet over time

🖤 For Those Who...

• Stir their potions with bones and bells
• Keep an altar that grows like a wild garden
• Know that when the Crone offers a feast, you eat your fill and tuck some in your pockets for later

🌍 International Shipping Note (Especially for Our U.S. Kin):
Please note that all Ember and Feast Kits are lovingly prepared and shipped from Canada. While we do our best to ensure smooth delivery, any customs fees, tariffs, or border charges applied upon arrival in the United States (or other international destinations) are the responsibility of the recipient. Some materials are sourced from beyond our northern woods and may attract attention from border guardians.

Translation for the Muggles:
If there’s an extra charge at your post office, it’s not a surprise from us — it’s border bureaucracy. We appreciate your understanding and magical patience.

You don’t have to beg the spirits empty-handed.
You don’t have to whisper over tea lights and tap water.
The Feast is prepared. The tools are here. You just have to use them.

The Crone doesn’t guide the lost ~ She guides the ready!